matt

256 hikoos penned
12 props given, 42 props received
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c-dog oogh oogh oogh
oh no its too bad
keep trying to run
the worst hangover
picture xbox live
if you order now
'sure it sounds crazy...
your vanity plate
stimulate pleasure
I can blame casey
The haiku prior
There once was a man
dude I got sponsored
you say you met her
convenience store
cool suit paul
doberman
frizzy hair
1985
how much shit
twenty haikus penned
watch out, it's the Dog
luckily for you
here's a cigarette
yeah, it's a hybrid
chinese food last night
Ronnie James Dio
Cool Hummer
Franzia rivers
Jeep with Phish sticker
Uncontrolled Substance
Doing drugs
Someone from high school
Liquid Swords, Iron Man
Facebook status page
Serfs, lay out the feast!
and it meant
and never again
Footsteps down the hall
I wish I could ask
10 PM
They're pack animals
Kanye West
go ahead assholes
remember that time
bondo chariot
love your little quips
keep talking
giant, awkward man
your Civic sucks ass
social networking
blue collar asshole
Get to Jiffy Mart!
Have a seat right there
dead alive
we are the experts
its tough to be chic
it's been 5 months now
chun chun chun
3..2..1
The 4th of July
On your trusty steed
Your electric friends
Internet Tough Guy
It's a rotary
We're all so impressed
MTV
Please sit down
News broadcast
keep fucking it up
As they say
they call it logic
I beat on the drums
Last one, I promise!
Romantic dinner
disgruntled
You live in Vermont
Saul Hudson
Footprints on my roof
so hungry
awkward pause
do you even know
Please, name drop some more!
holy church lady
pipes on your pickup
Mighty PCP!
Midget Mac
Tila Tequila
Your mind, weak
dog duty
circular headbang
it's called hair metal
Some glitter graphics
keep your gypsy spells
we get it by now
warm piss beer
Franzia
Burberry:
JNCO Jeans
It's Jiffy Mart,
continue talking
your new haircut sucks
'it just works'
hits of chron
so weird bro
Inspect my Gantt Chart
hold up the line
the louder the pipes
heated drive with boss
writing this haiku
I'm pissing bandwith
Brett, what's your status
mad haters out there
dead silent
then again
at least now
sometimes I envy
Christian rock concert
Why do I
what a fucked up month
once illustrious
jesus'ed out
tried to get color
boisterous old man
allegiance
always on my heels
I create
internet soap star
mightiest putty
SUV
is it cool to wear
rum and coke
hey man, what the fuck
live the dream
chemicals
I can't scream fuck you
new hikoo
kurt russell
it must be tough to
quick espresso break
can't we get along
I told them
Downtown Peter Brown
how was canada?
yeah so I saw gere
you're slowly dying
taste the cold pavement
please, lie about it
share your misery
you kept it real girl
Giant Douche '08
Blue Jetta
set it off
5 guy middle bar
gutter ball
there's nothing finer
Pennsylvania
Kaboom, splinters fly
"Tell us who sent you!"
not so edgy now
are you sure
it means so much more
freeze on me again
shuffle left and shoot
Best Buy, 5am
Christmas time again
sent from my iPhone
blast the scum
ba da da da da
Dave, meet Goliath
biters bite
I stand on the brim
time: the true litmus
I'd love to help you
fuck unlucky kids
bailout plan:
cigs economique
peace GM
I'd like to cast you
you're the bong water
It was proving time
come on in
I swear, I -
This Will Destroy You
get a life
Tell me, North End trash
you slept with a bridge
Request denied leech
keep drilling
I can break these cuffs
be the duck
thank goodness
Sure, I can help you
live fast and die young
blank text fields taunt
go ahead
human filth
I'm miles away
fuck two weeks notice
keep coughing
VT in JP
this hikoo
devil inside me
hope you're nice and cool
hey asshole, fuck you
your neckhole
Hello, Dell?
dedicate your life
18 years of school
tout tout tout
monster truck
First, Hiroshima
load my soul
the alarm clock beeps
this one's fucked
I'll take all your shit
I say to myself
conversation piece
Times up bro
hey pull up your pants
mouth's open
this intelligence
eventually
it's been far too long
baby...ruth?
the human sasquatch
sublime beard
show style
I only need you
revel in vengeance
hey, fun party pics!
its quite apparent
armor blocks gazes
anger bleeds
the courageous men
column of arm meat
hopes are like receipts
today was
this is a great deal
I do it
oh man, finally
invisible hand
blessing in disguise
the anger is gone
we are the outcasts
now this is the end
principles
and the winner is...
your flings are over
let's see your shit sign
seven stairs
thank you for
don't be scared
enough inquiries
stop calling
harley davidson

Hikoo

matt